If this headline were a woman, I’d marry it.
That’s an odd thing to think, no?
Back in the day, my friends and I used that phrase to denote something inanimate that we were particularly fond of. “This pizza is so good, if it were a woman I’d marry it!”
That was a long time ago. I can’t remember the last time such a thought flashed into my head. Which is what made it so weird when it happened last week.
Especially after reading a headline about … video streaming quality and Internet service providers.
But what can I say? The headline was that good.